I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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