Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
