He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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