They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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