Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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