dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Do vagina's smell?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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