Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
It's Friday. Sex?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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