I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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