Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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