It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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