u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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