You can't special order awesome
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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