I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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