I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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