wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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