i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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