Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Well I just put wine in my tea
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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