we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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