my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
My orgasm happened in two different decades
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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