I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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