Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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