Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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