it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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