I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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