Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
