How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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