high people should be assigned attendants
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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