the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
