her vagine was all disorganized.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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