I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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