He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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