what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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