Your dad touched me again.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
