Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just found a bag of teeth...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize