Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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