32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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