Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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