it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
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