is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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