Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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