Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she smelled like a LAN party
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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