Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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