do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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