you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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