In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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