I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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