Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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