please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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