i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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