ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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