Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Randomize
