So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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